Sith Lord Dissolves Nepalese Senate

At last, the final remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away. Your journey to the Dark Side will soon be complete:

Nepal Maoists 'open' to monarchy

A senior leader of Nepal's Maoists says the rebels will accept the monarchy if the country's people were in favour of retaining it. In an interview with the Nepal's Kantipur newspaper, rebel leader Prachanda also renewed an offer of dialogue with the government.

"We will accept it if the constitution assembly says we want monarchy," the Associated Press quotes him as saying. "We will accept it even if the people say we want an active monarchy," Prachanda said.

The people are also holding a referendum on whether to have 572 cable channels of American Gladiator and legalization of nuclear handguns.

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