MacSaber... a *very* good reason to buy a Mac laptop

Sometimes the people who think this shit up ought to get a Nobel Prize. I mean, seriously—consider how much entertainment value could result from watching two grown men hurling their $3,000 laptops around like reckless teenagers and reciting dialog from a film over two decades old... "Once I was but a learner, now I am the mast—fuck, I dropped my laptop!!!"

Here's what the developers says:

Now that you've spent entirely too much money on your fancy sudden motion sensor equipped Mac laptop, I predict you'll soon be swinging it around like a loon.

Introducing MacSaber. Using your Mac’s sudden motion sensor, this software turns your computer into a Jedi weapon almost worthy of taking on the real thing by making authentic lightsaber sound effects. It senses speed for the lightsaber movement sounds and acceleration for different levels of striking sounds.

Geeks always have the best toys.