Tuesday, March 14, 2006

GHOTI: The Trailer Recipe

Ingredients
1 CIA Office Room
1 MI-5 Interrogation Room
1 CIA Analyst's residence
Guns. Lots of guns.
1 General's Uniform, metals included
5 (or more) black Swat team outfits, helmets included
Various Techno-Gadgets (Jabra, desktop computers, laptops, clié, speakers, TVs, fax machines, scanners, DVD players, VCRs, etc.)
3 Lead Actors
10 Extras/Production Assistants
1 Director of Photography/Producer
1 Writer/Director
1 Set Designer
1 Boom Operator
1 Script
1 Day

Cooking Instructions
Throw all ingredients together on Monday, March 20th, and let cook until done.
Coax out flavors from all the ingredients.
Be flexible as cooking problems arise.
Remember to have fun.

Serves 5-20 financial backers.

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