This Morning's Shower Limerick

I get soooooohooohooo bored in the shower sometimes and my brain starts to impetuously daydream. Today I was thinking about how my Christian cousins harp on me about how homosexuality is a sin, how I'm enabling them by not being as intolerant as they, etc. So, not to let negative energy weigh me down, but rather to use it as creative fuel, here is a limerick dedicated to them:

There once was a writer named Ross
Who made all his cousins quite cross
by insisting to wit
to be gay was not shit—
Not to try it, in fact, was their loss!

Stay tuned for my Oscar commentary.

P.S. By the way, I'm not gay. :)